January 2011
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sorry i keep going on about it………. but feeling all profesh again ehehe just emailing back the booking manager of the band ((that’s been featured in kerrang btw)) back about them playing my plugged event |-))
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Anonymous asked: do u like harry potter?
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harry potter house sorting quiz →
this is the funniest thing i ever did see omg i’m dying the questions HAHAHAHAH i got hufflepuff tho ~gutted 
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konnayuh-deactivated20110911 asked: I want the world to :(
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apalaceinlondon-deactivated2011 asked: you gots like 400 followers doe
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apalaceinlondon-deactivated2011 asked: NOONE FOLLOWED ME, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH :'(


hahaha
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uh i never know when to stop hahahah okay that was the last one well it’s been emotional to say the least but i think we’ve all had a gr8 time yep |-)
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why did the man take a pencil to bed?
to draw the curtains
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what pet makes the loudest noise?
a trum-pet
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HOW THE FUCK HAS NO ONE UNFOLLOWED ME YET? i well love you lot |-)
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who was the first underwater spy?
james pond
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what did the tie say to the hat?
you go on ahead and i’ll hang around
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what does one star say to another star when they...
glad to meteor we’ve found a winner, ladies and gentlemen
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panicpreventi0n asked: jenjenjenjen stop i'm dying
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who is the biggest gangster in the sea?
al caprawn
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did you hear about the fool who keeps going around...
“no” “oh, so it’s you!”  HAHAHA THEY’RE SO BAD THAT THEY’RE GR8
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why do birds fly south in the winter?
because it’s too far to walk
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who invented fire?
some bright spark
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analovesthis asked: I LIKE JOKES. i like you..
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what happens when you throw a green stone in the...
it gets wet
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omg i’m crying……….. these jokes and konnaire’s reactions are just making it even better “please stop” “i want to stab myself” omg perfect |-)
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why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
because if it lifted up both legs it would fall over
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why are goldfish red?
the water turns them rusty HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA WEEIN’
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what are prehistoric monsters called when they...
a dinosnore
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why did the dinosaur walk on two feet?
to give the ants a chance
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why did the pie cross the road?
because it was meat ‘n potato (MEAT AND POTATO ………………….meeting potato i didn’t really know how to explain this one without saying it lol, so here’s clarification) 
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which day of the week do fish hate?
FRY-DAY
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joseph made a new tumblr yep →
you know what to do |-)
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facebook →
only add me if i follow you, we’ve spoke and, you’re cool as fuck |-)
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Anonymous asked: whatss your facebook dp? can i add you?
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Anonymous asked: wat is pamlar ??
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“aren’t slippers a reason to be cheerful”
– my mum, ladies and gentlemen
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Anonymous asked: i think youre cool
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asked my dad if he was proud of me he went red and told me that he hopes i choke on my food …………… he luvs me |-)
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